|Why So Serious?|
Yesterday’s funny post was about Meme Monday.
Today’s post is the sequel: Meme Tuesday. This is a more serious post.
Here’s a list of features and changes I wish Microsoft would make:
It is Meme Monday once again. The question this time is, “What should Microsoft leave under my tree this year?”
I want the ability to control my SQL Server databases using a Kinect. For example:
Hold a Knife = Kill a spid.
Point at the screen = sp_who2
Point and speak with a Boston accent = sp_whoIsActive
Kill a Kitten = Shrink a Database
Frown = Grant Permissions
Smile = Revoke Permission
Kick = Punish the developer who wrote LINQ on your production DB
Hold up a math book = Update StatisticsPermalink