Meme Monday - Presents from Microsoft

05 December 2011

It is Meme Monday once again. The question this time is, “What should Microsoft leave under my tree this year?”

I want the ability to control my SQL Server databases using a Kinect. For example:

Hold a Knife = Kill a spid.

Point at the screen = sp_who2

Point and speak with a Boston accent = sp_whoIsActive

Kill a Kitten = Shrink a Database

Frown = Grant Permissions

Smile = Revoke Permission

Kick = Punish the developer who wrote LINQ on your production DB

Hold up a math book = Update Statistics